Consider the following argument:

1. Cars are mechanical horses.

2. Horses are faster than walking.

3. Therefore, cars are faster than walking.

Pretty plausible, right?  Unfortunately, this argument is logically as awful as:

1. Cars are mechanical horses.

2. Horses eat oats.

3. Therefore, cars eat oats.

Both arguments are examples of what I call the Metaphorical Fallacy.  Its general form:

1. X is metaphorically Y.

2. Y is literally Z.

3. Therefore, X is literally Z.

Ludicrous, but oh so tempting – especially if you’re part of a subculture that loves the metaphor in question. 

To take a not-so-random example, consider my dear friend and colleague, Robin Hanson.  He’s a long-time member of the science fiction and AI subcultures.  People in these subcultures love the metaphor, “The mind is a computer.”  The result: For all his brilliance, Robin says many crazy things about the mind.  Things like:

1. The human mind is a computer.

2. Computers’ data can be uploaded to another computer.

3. Therefore, the human mind can be uploaded to a computer.

I say this argument is just as ridiculous as:

1. The human mind is a computer.

2. A computer will overheat if its fan breaks.

3. Therefore, the human mind will overheat if its fan breaks.

The last time I checked, human minds don’t even have fans!

Maybe one day Robin’s conclusion will be vindicated.  Maybe one day he’ll upload his mind to a computer.  Though I seriously doubt it, I don’t deny the possibility.  My objection isn’t to Robin’s conclusion, but to his argument.  Calling the mind a computer is just a metaphor – and using metaphors to infer literal truths about the world is a fallacy.

P.S. I was vain enough to hope that I had discovered the Metaphorical Fallacy, but at least two philosophers already beat me to the punch.